Chevrolet

INTRO: I made the grave mistake of taking my 07.5 3500 here with a P0087 low fuel pressure code. After 4 months my truck was not only still broken, but the only improvement made on it was 2 new batteries. And a $3000 bill. I was royally screwed, lied to, misled, and the entire time and I refuse to let myself get mad or angry, even now. So, trying to see the positive in this, I have convinced myself I paid them $500 for new batteries, and $2500 for a new business model that other shops can use to deal with customers they don’t want or just blatantly hate, sometimes for no reason but in my case, because of my gorgeous physic. So here is the business model I paid $2500 to learn called “THE TYRRELL” and it goes like this:

PHASE 1: When the customer calls asking when you can get it in, tell them the end of the week. Backlogged 2 weeks? “Yeah, end of the week.” Someone stole all the cat converters in the service lot that month? “End of the week.” Don’t even want the job? “Yeah, end of the week.” The customer will be excited and tow their Duramax there at which point you enter PHASE 2.

PHASE 2: Don’t get to it for 3 weeks. The secret in this phase is every time the customer calls tell them you’d have to go look at it and you’ll call them back immediately or COB at the latest. Never do. Ever. Once you approach the 3 week mark or if the customer shows up in person, explain a convoluted bureaucratic story of how the work order for their truck was “opened then immediately closed.” No one knows why. Or how. Promise you will work on their truck next day so they will leave. Don’t touch for another week and move onto PHASE 3.

PHASE 3: Batteries. Convince them first thing you need to do is replace batteries. Both. Fuel problem? “Needs batteries – Can’t diagnose it without batteries.” Rear-end collision? Batteries. Broken windshield? Batteries. At this point, over a month of waiting for some sort of news or progress the customer will be so worn down they will just have you do it and justify it to themselves with something like “I was going to do that later this year anyway”. Congrats on your easy $500 – you may move onto PHASE 4.

PHASE 4: Replace the most expensive part you can find. Oh, the customer already replaced it? Re-replace it. But wait-ask for proof! If they show you proof just find an excuse that it wasn’t good enough, such as “You got this from O’Reilly” or “This isn’t an OEM replacement part” or “No remanufactured part works”. Or all 3. The key here is to ABSOLUTELY REFUSE to do any other work or diagnostics on the vehicle until they consent to it. The customer – after 6 weeks – will be so worn down and desperate for their vehicle they will have no choice but to authorize work. Move onto PHASE 5.

PHASE 5: Wait for parts. 2 weeks. At least. Stretch it to 3 if you want. Who cares.

PHASE 6: Take apart EVERYTHING! When replacing an injection pump do you need to take out the Y bridge? No. But do it anyway. Does the cab need to come off? No, but do it anyway. Front bumper? Front grille? Parking brake? No. No. No. But do it anyway. More hours to bill. Also, hook up the fuel lines backwards, can’t risk it actually fixing it.

PHASE 8: Wait, what about phase 7??? Who cares, the customer is an idiot and doesn’t know any better. This is THE TYRRELL business model, we do what we want. Move onto PHASE 9.

PHASE 9: Blame someone else. Uh oh, that part didn’t fix the problem? Like the customer tried to tell you? Well God forbid you tell them they were right, blame someone else. “That truck had an aftermarket part on it.” “Big GM told us to and they are stumped on it like we are.” “That was the previous Service manager, not me.” Repeat PHASES 4-9 as needed until the customer begs for their truck back, at which point move onto PHASE 10.

PHASE 10: The bill. Bill the customer whatever you want. You deserve it! $200 core charge, slap it on “it's non-refundable, and no you don’t keep the part either, it’s company policy.” At this point, you may also insult the customer and their vehicle however you want in the comments. Go ahead, call it “a hack job” and “probably wouldn’t run properly after previous repairs.” The customer probably won’t read that or mind, in fact, we believe the customer probably can’t read at all – they’re the customer!

BONUS PHASE! At any point if the customer ever wants to just trade in their truck on a new one offer them $500 for it. Yeah, only two 0’s. Five hundred. What? The part that’s currently getting put on is $950? Oh well, $500. Oh, we just put $500 worth of batteries on it? Oh well, $500. Screw them, it’s just the customer. Who cares. Besides, we don’t have any 1-ton trucks on the lot anyway.

TO THE DIESEL “TECH”: If you don’t know what you are doing, just stop. Save yourself, the dealer, and the customer the trouble, money, and drama. I hope you stick to something you’re good at instead, like oil changes or coloring or maybe a hobby? Common rail diesel just isn’t for you, and that’s ok champ! Just leave it to real pro’s like the guys at Mr. Diesel who correctly diagnosed it as injectors, fixed your mixed-up lines, and did so in a week.

At this point I was upset and decided to return the truck. I was confronted by 2 angry ** that threatened me with a lawsuit. Horrid people at Chevy. Now I am trying to use a trailer I just bought. The people at Chevy put on a dummy trailer hitch system so that it looks like a trailer hitch is there, but no, there is no trailer system and no electric wiring, just a dummy door. After visiting Chevy they happily told me for $1,700 they would fix that little problem. I refuse to give 1 single penny to Chevy. They installed a dummy system just to dupe the buyer and then charge $1,700 when you try to use a trailer. Horrid business practices at Chevy. Not just the truck but the lying cheating people at Chevy as well.

Chevy sells trucks with 4 doors (useless) and tiny truck beds (useless) and then prevents the buyer from using a lumber rack with the wiring system/antenna on the roof. The truck comes with radials (car tires) and no stick shifts allowed. You need to throw out 4 new radials and install LT (light truck tires). Add in a cheap and weak frame and an electrical system that does not work because you need to remove the antenna which breaks the loop and disables the whole electrical system. Bottom line is I am 15,000 miles into the worst vehicle I have ever bought and the people at Chevy are trashy as well. Do not buy from Chevy.

I brought my CHEVY MALIBU car in because my tire was flat and I have coverage on tires and they told me it just needed air. A day later my tire is flat again. L, that was my last experience on November 9th. Then before that was the GMC TERRIAN made an appointment for on October 29th. The suv sat there most of the day until we called and they told use the parts were not even ordered yet, so we went and picked up the car. Last year was my CHEVY TRAVERSE Which I was charged $100 for and the problem was never fixed. It still makes the noise today. From Tammy **

When we sat with Kory to get the 2022 traverse, we found that the original salesperson recorded that we got the car we asked for and returned it. That should've been enough of a sign to think twice about the decision. However, we proceeded. After several hours of credit checks and verification, we were done. Finally, the car we'd planned on 3 years earlier. Then they told us that the car wasn't there. The car we wanted was in Michigan and would be delivered in about 3 weeks. That was almost 6 months ago. And now, we're back to calling every few days. No call back from the manager. No car. We still have our old vehicle. But we're paying the higher note for the new vehicle. Webb Chevy is trash. I'm not sure I'd accept a free car from here.

Drove this for a few days and then the dealership talked with GM and was told a vehicle is to be provided. So they provided me with a 2019 Chevy equinox, not a bad vehicle as it did have some options that my Tahoe has but not the same. Drove this to until 4/12 and they gave me another 2019 Chevy equinox but it is the plain stripped down version and does not compare to my Tahoe. Still no ETA on when they will get a engine. I pay a big monthly payment for my vehicle to SIT on the dealership lot and just waiting and waiting.

Then the vehicle that I get is not comparable to what I drive. I have filed a case with GM and they call me weekly to tell me still no ETA on when a engine will be made. You ask them any other questions and they don’t know, no help at all. I just want a engine for my vehicle so it can be replaced and I can get my vehicle back and drive. I have had many other issues with this vehicle. Once my vehicle gets repaired, I will not be purchasing another GM vehicle.