I ordered a laptop a almost 2 months ago. Also ordered a keyboard,digital converter, printer. I ordered all this stuff at the same time. I used Dell financial services to pay for it. The total was 1750 (1640 was the price of the laptop). I then get a bill in the mail 2 weeks later. I am not getting the 0% like was stated in the offer, I am geting 22%! I call them idiots in india, and they of course can do nothing. (just a note, 1.5 months into this mess they called and offered 0% interest and no payments for a year, but I couldn't take it because this credit card mess was already started)
So, with that offer, I also get a flyer. I can basically order my same exact computer for 500 dollars less. I called to complain and they told me to return the computer, they would send me another (the same exact effing thing) and I would pay 500$ less. I said fine whatever to save the 500$. So I order up a New laptop with the same specs for less money.
AFter that I call their returns department. At first, they say they will take it back then I find out about a huge secret "restocking fee". So I say forget it on the return. They wont' take it back because its over the 20 days or whatever. Its 22 days. So they wont' take it back. I call back 10 times over and over becuase I can't understand anyone. Then they offer 250$ cash back to me to go on my DFS account. I say sure. 2 weeks later my account is credited (and many phone calls later to make sure they did it).
I also see in my account they just charged me 1200 bucks for the second laptop. Now when I call they have no idea what laptop I am talking about. I CANCEL the 2nd laptop order as I have accepted their 250$. That takes about 3-4 days of non stop phone calls to india. Knock Knock.. Who's there?.. UPS.. UPS who?.. the same ups guy that has been here 3 days in a row because dell told them to come pick up my computer and never cancelled the request after I cancelled the second laptop order.
When I bought it I was promised rebates by going on a website. I went to the website, its down and don't work. So I call them. I called them 31 days after I got the paperwork for the rebates. They inform me rebates (about 250$ worth) are now void. I had to call within 30 days and I was 1 day over. I explain to them it was their website. I tried from work and home and it would not work. It was the website that they gave me in my paperwork (after I called and had to ask for it).
So, after about 10 more phone calls I complain enough so that they give some of the rebates. But for less then was promised. (I still havn't had any rebates come thru). My original sales person won't return my calls. I bought the computer thru a work discount (total joke), so every time I call I get re routed about 4-5 times back and forth from DFS for EPP purchases and customer care for EPP purchases. Its like dealing with 4 different companys that can't get to eachothers information. NONE of them speak good english, you can't hear them, and you have to verify who you are every time you speak to someone new. I have made about 40 phone calls to them.
I got a credit card with 0% interest to charge it all too thinking "I will get this taken care of". Well, you guessed it, they don't accept credit cards. So, you have to do someothing called a "walk to manifest". Dell india's way of saying balance transfer. I tell them DO IT! 15 phone calls later, they figure out how. I check my statments and they havn't transferred the laptop. Just the 3 little orders. I call and ask what is going on. They inform me they can't transfer the computer because it was ordered on a seperate day. One day before the other parts, that puts it over the 30 days by 1 day so they can't transfer that. I am stuck paying them 1333.68 at 22% interest. Keep in mind I have awesome credit.
So, many many many phone calls later and about 65 emails, I decide I will have my credit card write them a check for the full damn amount. But that final amount now includes a 35$ late fee, and 35$ finance charge because they never transferred the laptop doing a walk to manifest like they were supposed to. DFS tells me I have to write the DFS account number on the check minus the first 3 numbers because their account can't process that many digits. Then transfers me around because I have a 501 account and not a 502 account because my business has more then 400 people.
I call 5 times, they say they removed it but it never disappears. I call more, finally a guy gets it done, $75 removed. I have been getting calls for almost 2 weeks from dell.. "your payment is late.. where is it and why havnt' you mailed it?" I told them the entire amount has been mailed! All they have to do is process it and cash it. They email me asking questions, I reply with the answer, then they reply asking me to verify who I am before they can give me more information. They emailed me! duh! All that days days because they take days or a few weeks to respond.
So, today they call. I can't understand a word. He is very quiet, lots of static, and hardly speaks english. I start yelling at him when I hear the dreaded words "Hello Matthew, This is Dell's Department of Collections, you have not paid your bill and been reported".. My office area seen a whole new side of me and the fbomb got yelled many times. He wants me to pay my late fee 35$, my finance charge $35, and my payment $40. I explain that the payment in whole is on its way since last week and that them 2 charges should have been dropped already as they are dells mistake in the first place!
I am lost here. I have no idea what is going to happen. I have heard this happening to people before. Dell has moved everything to india and has gone downhill totally. I have literally talked to almost 50 people from there and spent uncountable hours on hold. They made a mistake and it looks like my credit may pay. I am going to check my credit in a few months. If their name is on it in a negative way, I am calling the attorney generals office. And I am sure I am missing alot of things here. Talking to them is like talking to a wall.
I am paying interest charges (about 40$ a month!) and this is all their mistake because they didn't do that stupid walk to manifest right and didn't transfer the laptop. They are also nailing me with late fees at 35$ a wack. I just had to call my credit card company and have them cancel the check because dell still calls threatening me because they haven't received it. I am having my CC company mail another one tomorrow. But dell insisted I pay them 95$ right now using a check by phone (which they charge you 14$ for!) to keep "head above water".
I don't know where this is going to go, I never got 0% interest, havn't got rebates (their rebate site for EPP rebates doesn't work), paid fees that I shouldn't have to be paying since this is all their mistake, lost uncountable hours of my life. Financial and many hours of my time. Who knows what they did to my credit rating.
November 8th- I have developed a system of keeping track of these phone calls. I am making an outline in a notebook with each step and then typing them here when I get off the phone.
I get thru to DFS in Manilla
- I ask to be transferred to a resoulution center that speaks English
- She screws up and transfers me to a fax machine. I have to hang up
- Before she transferred me she gave me her supervisors extension (brad is his so called name, odd name for someone in Manilla would you say?)
- I call back and put in brads extension and leave a message that it is urgent I speak with him. I had to be quick because the system only allows like 14 seconds for a message.
I call back and get Manilla again
- This woman doesnt want to transfer me and keeps trying to resolve my issue. I insist on being transferred as my last million phone calls have got me nowhere.
- She transfers me but after 20 minutes on hold, I am forced to hang up as I have a meeting at work (20 mins is a joke anyways)
November 9th
Brad never called me. I gave him 24 hrs. So I call him and lone behold, his voicemail box is full and not accepting new messages.
-I call DFS
- I verify who I am on the automated system
- A woman picks up and I have to verifiy
- Full Name
- DFS 19 Digit number
- Social Security Number
- Mothers Maiden Name
- Home address
- Work Phone
- Home phone
- Email address
What am I doing? Applying for Dell to buy me a house!??
- I ask to be transferred to the resoulution center that speaks English in the USA, she said ok.
- Transferred wrong. I am now with Customer Care
- I need to give her all my info AGAIN and my customer number
- She wants to help me and not transfer me
- I demand to be transferred
- You guessed it, I got the wrong department
- This woman transfers me to EPP Customer care
- WRONG, I am at customer care but not EPP Customer Care but she speaks English!
- I tell her my story and that I want a corporate dell email to send my story too (the one your currently reading). I get an address in texas to snail mail it too. (funny a computer maker doesnt have an email address.. isnt it?)
- She says she is going to transfer me to the right place and has an extension and stays on the phone with me for the remainder of todays calls listed here.
- The system wont take her extension and makes her put it in over and over and over and she gets frustrated. She hits many other buttons to get to a department and talk to someone.
- We get thru! But yep, wrong deparment
- That person then transfers us to DFS (Again)
- I have to give this woman all my info AGAIN
- She states that the check was good from the CC company and the surplus of $151 (and some change will be mailed to me in 10 days at my home address if I want.. YES I want)
- I restate that the check was cancelled from the CC company and that it is not a good check, she states yes it is or it would have kicked back by now.
- She gives me her supervisors extension for any further problems and yes you guessed it. Its Brads extension again. I inform her that that brad? is not accepting phone calls. She says sorry.
- I end the conversation with dell
Calling credit card company
- They tell me no way. The check was cancelled and hasnt been cashed as it cant be. They did a stop payment on it. When dell goes to cash it, it will be DENIED, she states dell is slow at doing this apparently
- The CC company is now sending a new check out to the DFS address using the 19 digit account number minus the first 3 digits (As I was told to do to the first one because dfs can only process 16 digits on their pc (how stupid))
- I had them make the check for 1181 (I subtracted the 151 from the 1333 that is about to be denied)
All that took well approx. 1.5 hrs. So I am done for today. I anticipate that dell will discover the check is bad and charge me some kind of fee for it even though its ALL THEIR FAULT for not processing it on time.
To be continued