Today, on a Monday morning about 10:45, I heard a knock on the door. Very unusual where I live because most homes are used as vacation homes and we're kind of far out from anything. It's very quiet around here with little to no activity. When I got to the door, there was a woman at the door with a box of Puffs tissues. She asks if I'm the homeowner and tells me the tissues are for me. She quickly tells me who she is and who she's with all so fast I didn't catch any of it. She said she wanted to show me something. I asked if I had to come outside as my infant baby was laying in bed where, only moments before, I was feeding her.
She says they are with Kirby vacuums, had I heard of them and no, they will come inside. I quickly explained my baby was breastfed and I was in the middle of feeding her. I asked if she would be coming back by (in efforts to politely get rid of her) and she said yes, could they stop back by in about 45 minutes. I said no, maybe later, to which she replied "Oh you'd like to set up an appointment?" I said "no." So she tells me it'll only take 30 minutes and they'll clean my carpet. She'll make $50 just for doing the demonstration, etc. I finally say, "Yeah, go ahead and come in." The only reason I finally relented was because I recognized her from a previous job I had where she and her mom were regular customers and her mother works at the same place as my husband. I figured she was innocent enough. She motioned to the van that was to the side of my house and they drove around to the front of my house. She went to the van and she and two men began unloading their gear.
She came back in, along with a man and he began setting up the cleaner. As he was getting the cleaner from the box, she tells me that she is going to leave and go knock on my neighbors doors because that's her job, to knock on doors. She leaves me with this man in the house, whom I never met, never would have let in while me and my five-month old daughter are home, out in the boondocks, without my husband. I would never do something to be so naive that could endanger either one of us and here I am with the stranger.
He starts telling me how his business is running a contest, that he had the poster for it, but lost it. No he didn't lose it, he left it at another person's house and hadn't been back to get it. In this contest, he could win a trip to Florida, yada yada yada. If my business were doing a contest like this, I would do anything to win it, right? So he reads his introduction, from the paper, word for word, as quickly as possible. Not interested in what he was saying or selling, in my opinion. So he shows me the attachments, the light bulb changer/plumbers tool/dog groomer, the different pipes, cleans a spot on the floor, the ceiling fan, the wall. He does that whole spill, which took over 30 minutes.
He then tells me he needs to clean my mattress. Now, I'm supposed to let this stranger into my bedroom? Negative. I tell him he can skip that to which he replies, somewhat in an angry tone, "I have to do it or I don't get credit. " He tells me he can just do a pillow. So I bring him a pillow so he can show me the disgusting things I'm breathing in at night. I have the cushion to a papasan chair laying on the floor where I let my daughter sit and play, in case she topples over, so that she won't hit her head on the floor. He starts cleaning that and shows me all the dirt in it.
Through all of this, he points out that my daughter is breathing this in, that it is more toxic than second hand smoke (did I mention I smelled smoke on him the moment he entered my home, and almost asked him to leave then, if only I had the guts.) He rubs in, over and over, that my daughter's health, along with that of my husbands and mine, should be more important than any amount of money; that dust mites, their poop, and their eggs in a bed is the number 1 cause of SIDS in babies, (thought they didn't know what caused SIDS); that these things could lead to my baby having asthma (even though he admitted if I didn't have asthma, and my husband didn't, then my baby probably wouldn't either.)
Anyway, he asks to see my vacuum, to prove it's a piece of crap basically. He vacuums an area of the floor 52 times with my vacuum, then a different area with the Kirby 52 times, then uses the Kirby over the area he used my vacuum 30 times and then shows me it picked up more. No kidding, it should. It costs $3000. My vacuum was under $200. After he's done with that, he says he has to make a phone call before he starts his 4X4 demonstration. He calls his boss, who is very loud and I can hear her ever word. She asks if I'm liking it so far. He says yes. She asks if I'd buy it if it were completely affordable. He repeats question to me and I say possibly. She asks again. I say we may have different opinions of affordable. She asks what I would be able to afford a month without taking food off the table or clothes off my back. I say not much. She says "**" into the phone.
She then asks him if I can hear her. I can. He says no. She says, "Okay, are you in a trailer or a house?" He says, "House." She says, "Is it nice?" He says, "Yes." She says, "Is the father involved?" He says, "Yes, but he isn't home." She says, "Does it look like they have money?" He says, "Yes." She says, "Do they have jobs?" He says, "He does, she doesn't." (Wrong, I have a full time job!)
She says okay, gives him a lower price, tells him to call her back. He tells me the price, which he's written down on one of his disks, $1699. No money down, no payments for two months, $62 a month. He asks me if that's better, I say yes but I wouldn't purchase one today. I would discuss it with my husband first. He calls her back. She says if it's $800, and $20 a month, would that be better? Well, yeah it's better than $1699. He tells me it's not $800. (That was pointless.) She tells him to call the first girl to come in to help wrap it up.
While we're waiting, he is just steady vacuuming over the same spot, changing the dirt disc out, and vacuuming more. I have dirt discs all over my floor. I ask if he has to do a certain amount of those. He says he has to do 100 discs to get credit. I tell him to triple them up. I'm pretty sure he did after that. The first girl comes back and asks how I like it. I said I did but I wouldn't buy one today. I wouldn't buy it without asking my husband. (Obviously not getting one after hearing the phone conversation.) She writes down a lower price and shows it to me. "This is what I can do for you today," $1100, no payments for two months, $40 a month. Still a no. The guy asks if I have to ask my husband. It's no payments for two months. I'll have two months to talk to my husband. Negative. She gives me the paper with the price on it, with her name and number. I ask her boss's name (the one with rude questions) and write it on my paper.
She says okay and thanks and he starts packing up his discs, etc. Some of these discs were mighty dirty I'll admit and he constantly walked back and forth over them, resulting in dirt being ground into my area rug. I joking said I needed them to clean that up (because I suck at being a jerk) and she said "oh yeah yeah we're going to get that up. It happens sometimes." She takes his bag and leaves. He continues packing up the cleaner and never cleans up the ground up dirt on my rug.
In the end, I got a box of Puff tissues (thanks!), a "cleaned" pillow, 2 square feet of vacuumed carpet and raised blood pressure. My daughter sat in my lap the whole time, got fussy and sleepy, and finally fell asleep (he didn't care at all that she was fussy). He was here a total of about an hour and 40 minutes and they didn't clean my carpet as originally promised. I'll admit the cleaner seemed good and I would have possibly bought it, if only for the sake of my daughter. I try to do right by her, she is breastfed, I make her baby food at home from real fresh veggies, etc. I didn't like seeing what I missed when I cleaned. But with these people's attitudes and rude questions and cussing (the guy cussed several times in his demonstration and also had an annoying rap ringtone that went off three times), I can say I will not be buying a Kirby from them or elsewhere. After reading these other stories, I'm very glad I didn't get sucked in as others did. Take my advice along with others and do not let these people in your home!