I have a black widow spider in my house. To further elaborate, a female Northern Black Widow spider, quite large in size and poisonous. The spider was identified by the Toronto Zoo who have been a great help in giving me the advice, information and support that I need in this time. The reason why this is present tense is that the damn thing is still in my house. I have been displaced from my home with my cats (the Toronto Zoo told me to leave immediately and not to take anything with me - except my cats of course) for 3 days, have had to cancel shifts at work (a new job I might add), and have all in all felt like I'm living in a nightmare.
On Sunday, none of the pest control places were answering their phones as they were closed for the holidays. On Monday, I finally started reaching dispatches for different companies, none of whom deal with black widows. Orkin was apparently the only company who could get rid of this venomous spider whose bite can be fatal. However, they had no one who would be able to come see me as it was "after-hours" which I assume means that because it was a holiday and 2:30 in the afternoon that no one was working or on-call. They said they would call me on Tuesday morning at 9 am and send someone immediately. On Tuesday morning at 9:45 am, I called the company who claimed they had no record of my call the previous day. I explained my situation, that the spider had been identified by a photo I sent to the Toronto Zoo, and that I was on Day 3 of a nightmare which was forcing me to live in my backyard and on my neighbor's couch.
They said they would have one of their pest guys contact me immediately, then 11 am rolled around, I called again. Candace put me on hold while she called Michael. Apparently, despite my case being a priority, he had decided to go along on his original call schedule. He would be at my house between 12:30 and 1 pm. At 1:15 pm, Michael finally showed up at my house. He didn't ask for any details but I told him what the zoo had told me anyway. He seemed disinterested, checking his phone. Don't know if he was really listening, but I figured he probably knew all this stuff anyway. After all, this is his job. He asked me to show him where I had last seen the spider and I showed him, explaining that it was 3 days ago and we had lost track of where it went (not to mention I hadn't been in the apartment to stalk the damn thing).
Michael asked for some garbage bags to bag all my bedding and my canopy and then went to his truck to grab some spray that was supposed to kill it. He was at my house for a total of 15 minutes and did a spray only in the upstairs area around the bed (not in the closet or storage area where I have lots of dark crevices which they apparently love). Then he charged me $231.65 (which I paid $232 - apparently they don't make change, fyi) and was on his way. The Toronto Zoo had asked me to keep them updated on the situation, so I called them and told them about the visit and that I had to wait 6 hours for the chemicals to dissipate before going back in. They were horrified and told me not to go back into the apartment. Apparently, spraying the basic areas does not get rid of black widows. You have to either capture and kill them, or spray them directly.
So basically, she is still in my apartment and poses a threat to myself and my pets. They also said that because they are nocturnal, that she is probably in a hiding spot that she has found and that he needs to search through the apartment to find it. I called back Orkin and explained the situation to a rep who was rather snappy about the whole thing and who actually had the nerve to ask "Well, what do you expect us to do about it?" Gee, I dunno. Send a technician to come back and do the job properly! That might be the logical thing to do. She said she would contact Michael and have him give me a call. An hour passed, still no call. I called Orkin again and talked to yet another representative, once again explaining the entire situation and asking for assistance. She said that the supervising manager would give me a call and sort things out.
Another hour passed! That's right. Yet another hour. I called again, and spoke to another representative deep breathing so that I wouldn't be a ** and get hung up on. She transferred me to Candace who seemed to be the only person at Orkin who was trying to do anything for me and fighting to get this sorted out. I was thrilled. I explained the whole thing to Candace along with all the information that the Toronto Zoo had given to me. She said she was going to make a few calls and would call me back in no more than 10 minutes. Ten minutes later, Candace called me back. She was getting an entomologist to come in and educate the company on black widows and try to figure out the best way to get rid of it. It was agreed that Michael's technique had been inefficient, this coming from a company that told me they could deliver and fix my problem. Sheesh! She told me there were a few different ideas already floating around of how best to capture it but that I might still be stranded out of my house for a couple more days while they tried to kill it.
Candace recommended a trip to the LCBO. I concurred. Candace said she would most definitely get back to me soon as her shift was done at 5 and she wanted to see this resolved. A bit later, I still hadn't heard from anyone and was nervous that 5 was slowly ticking around. I called Candace again. She had spoken to the regional manager and he had been supposed to call me. She said she would contact him again and try to get him to contact me and that she would call me before her shift ended to see how things were going. (Seriously love this girl - she is the only good thing at Orkin). I didn't hear anything back. Candace called me at 4:53 and asked if I'd heard from the manager yet. Nope. She wrote him an email telling him to get in contact with me asap and let me know that his name was Rob and I should hear from him soon. She said she hoped I would be able to get a shower, to stay out of my house (which I noticed has a few more widow webs) and that she would call me when she started her shift the next day.
Almost an hour after I had talked to Candace I got a call from the Supervising Manager of Orkin. I was stoked. Stupid me and my hope that things would be rectified! His first question was, "Well, if this is such a big deal, why did you wait three days to call?" I started to explain, shocked that I was being accused of not taking the situation seriously or exaggerating its severity. He interrupted me saying that I didn't need to have attitude. He had to ask these questions. I stated that this was fine, but questions come with answers and I wasn't done yet. I also apologized if I seemed terse, but I had been given the runaround by the company all day and was on Day 3 of being a refugee from my home so I wasn't in the best of moods. The conversation could be summed up by him laughing at me and my situation, saying that he didn't "appreciate" me insulting his "best technician".
I explained that Michael had admitted this was first time dealing with a black widow. He also called me a liar concerning the time frame and the fact that it was a spot spray with no aerosol bombing in my home. He said he would be checking the truck's GPS. I explained that this probably wouldn't make a difference as Michael had spent quite a bit of time hanging out in his truck. Apparently this was him making "preparations". If that was the case, why was he in the truck after he came into my home and did practically nothing. He also said that he doubted it was a black widow as this was too rare. I explained once again that it had been identified by the Zoo. "Well, we aren't the Toronto Zoo and we don't consult with them." Apparently, maybe they should, seeing as the tech didn't even know what the black widow webs look like.
He said I was being unreasonable (I was only asking to have the thing eradicated from my house - something they had initially told me they could do). He said he didn't want me as a customer anymore. I said I wanted my money back. An hour later, Michael arrived back at my house. He was very rude and my friend had to convince him to give me a refund. The money was thrown at me, but at least it was the proper amount. At this point, the neighbors were all on their computers trying to help as much as possible. We got hold of Pest 911 and I spoke to the owner who is a very nice, honest and knowledgeable man. He was upfront that the company didn't have much experience with black widows but that he would help me in any way he could. He thought the best idea was for me to contact more entomologists first and get their advice before I used their services.
I am on Day 4 of being displaced. My cats are at a friend's while I am couch surfing. I called my favorite entomologist at the Toronto Zoo who has been a huge source of advice and support. The zoo hooked me up with their pest control guys and also advised that all my clothes, fabrics, linens, curtains, etc., should be bagged and then frozen for 48 hours to be on the safe side. The pest guys called me and guess what? These wonderful chaps have loads of experience dealing with the critters and will help me fix the situation. They are coming on Saturday (Day 6) and I will be back in my house on Sunday (Day 7). If you find a black widow in your house, I definitely recommend talking to the zoo in your area. After my week-long nightmare is over, I will be giving a rather large donation to the zoo, methinks.

