If you really want to be embarrassed, just buy tickets from Ticketmaster, the biggest, most arrogant evil in the entertainment mega-industry. I bought tickets to see Garrison Keillor at the Fox Theater in Atlanta months in advance. I had trouble downloading the tickets to print. I called Ticketmaster and to make sure everything was safe (for me, that is, because Ticketmaster sure as hell doesn't give a damn, Scarlett), I backed them up as a PDF file. After a lengthy and frustrating time with the usual over-worked, under-concerned rep, the tickets were printed. They sat on the calendar for months. Not a word. All is well. I arrived at the Fox for the show. I lined up with the rest of the sheep, got to the door, and tickets were scanned. "You can't enter. The ticket scan says these tickets are to be refunded." I go all the way back to the ticket booth. The guy takes the printed tickets and disappears for a long time. He's back with a poorly handwritten piece of crap to get in. I never saw our tickets again.
"Ticketmaster said that the tickets had been printed twice, so they stopped you using them. You can go in now." Frustration, anger, and embarrassment. Not over yet! I take the piece of crap hand-written ticket in. The usher glances and sends us in. The second usher listens in the roar of the crowd, glances at the hand-written POC and seats us. There we are about where row T should be, twenty or so rows back. "Sir, please come with me!" New Gestapo dressed uber-usher demands that we follow. "You're in row C not T." I was re-seated and seething. By the way, never trust the Fox about row C or row T. Row C was behind quite a few rows crammed in with temporary seating in front of it, so row C was a literal bait-and-switch as far as row C being a third row seat. It was the third row behind the added rows in front of row A! So was row T. Never use Ticketmaster. Skip the show. Why bother? They don't care! They'd sell tickets for their own burning if they thought they could give the customer less than nothing for a fee. Piece of crap all around.
