
Bernd of New York, NY on Oct. 29, 2009
This story might not be one of the most outrageous examples of Apple customer service failure, but for the sheer amount of frustration and anger involved alone, I'm reporting it here. I'm writing to complain about my customer service experience on Repair R26770687, the replacement of a defective display on my MacBook Pro.
I initially turned my MacBook Pro in for repairs at the Apple Store in Soho on Sunday, Oct. 18th. I was called back the next day and told that the problem was a standard display part failure (clamshell), covered fully under AppleCare, and would take 1-2 days to fix. After seven days, I had not heard back from anyone. The online repair status page remained static and showed "repair" status.
Trying to follow standard procedure, I called AppleCare on Monday the 25th for an inquiry. Only there did I learn that the part had been delayed in transit to Soho. However, I was told the part had now arrived and would be built into the computer "today probably, by tomorrow at the latest." I guess I would have liked to have actually been appraised of this situation rather than having to call, but at this point, I was inclined to let it slide.
Tomorrow came and, naturally, went. That evening (Tuesday the 27th) I went to the Apple Store in Soho to inquire in person as to the status of my machine. I was promptly helped by a friendly employee who made an inquiry of his own. Of course, it turned out nothing had yet been done. The employee was very apologetic, however, and insisted he would expedite my repair. At the very latest, it would be done "by the end of business tomorrow." It was at this point that I voiced my concern that this would actually occur, as I was flying out to Montreal that Friday.
Naturally, I again heard nothing from Apple the next day. Today, Thursday the 28th, I once again trekked to the Apple Store, and once again was helped in a prompt and friendly manner by a genuinely concerned employee. This time, I was even directed to speak to a manager, who told me that my computer had actually been expedited, and was now "on the bench" and scheduled to be repaired between 3 and 5 today. She would definitely make sure of this so as to ensure on my behalf that I'd have my computer before I fly. She actually even gave me her card.
So what happens this afternoon? A friendly phone call from the Apple Store in Soho. After letting it sit around and breathe a bit for three days, they've built in the replacement part they received, and as it turns out, the part has a quality issue - the display does work again, but there's some shadowing on the sides. So they're going to replace the display AGAIN. Which I would ordinarily appreciate - except that they can't give me back my computer. Not with the flawed part built in, that's against company policy - even though the display is good enough to use!
Oh, and no, they aren't going to cover any of the costs I'm going to incur now that I'm going to Canada with no laptop. And no, they don't rent out replacement machines. But hey: They CAN call Central Park or 14th Street to see whether those stores have the part - tomorrow morning, that is, because apparently after 4PM it is impossible to bring a part from Midtown or the Meatpacking to Soho before a 9PM closing.
On the plus side, they did promise that once they have the part, they're going to make sure my computer is "first priority." It was when I heard that last "promise" that I really had to restrain myself not to begin screaming obscenities into the phone. I'm sure they'll finish the repair posthaste, and it'll be my pleasure to accept their international call telling me so at about $3 a minute when I'm sitting in Montreal Saturday morning without a computer.
So it's been ten days, and I've spoken to five Apple employees. All of them have been friendly and concerned. All of them have also been utterly useless with regard to anything that actually matters to me (namely having my computer and not paying extra to use basic computing functions). So I can't scream at anybody, because everyone I speak to is friendly on a personal level, and I can't withhold any payment, because it's a free repair, and I can't get my extra costs back, because you can bet that's surely not within anyone's scope of responsibility. So I get absolutely nothing.
I hate that beneath that cheerful exterior, no one at Apple actually cares whether I'm inconvenienced, whether I incur costs, or whether any promises made are actually kept. I hate that the service has been so friendly, because it shows how much higher "keeping up appearances" is valued over the actual customer. And I hate getting screwed with a smile.
Oh, and my iPhone headphones have broken. For the third time in a year. Because apparently, it's impossible to do anything so outrageous as "go jogging" with the things. Thanks for nothing, Apple.