
Kevin of Miamisburg, OH on Feb. 9, 2012
Satisfaction Rating: 1/5
Where to begin. Here are the problems I have with DISH, and why you should avoid them.
Misleading advertisements
When you see their packages, they offer a 250 (currently 260+) package. If you think you'll be getting 250 channels of television, you're only partially correct. You actually get 175 channels of TV programming, the rest are radio channels that you have no control over. Now, of those actual TV channels, 4 of the advertised channels belong to DISH. Only 1 is interactive, and mostly just links you back to other stations like CNN and MSNBC, although there are some games and stuff.
Also, you get about 13 religious channels. Great if you are into that, a waste if you are not. Home Shopping? You get about 14 of those. Then you get East/West channels, which are essentially the same thing, but the West channel has a 3-hour delay. So, when you get to it, you really are only getting 130 actual TV channels out of the 250 you think you will be getting. Yeah, if you look at their lineup, you can see this. But that's not how it's advertised. Most of the time you only see "Over 260 of America's top channels".
Local channels? Sort of, you won't get all your local ones, only some of them, and none of the HD variants. In my area, one of the local channels has 4 HD channels, one that does music, one that does weather, one that does 80's programming, etc. None of those are available, and DISH apparently has no plans to add them.
Ever Changing Guide
It's impossible to rely on your recording schedule, DISH is constantly moving channels around. And it's not close to logical on how they do it. You would think that a channel like Speed or Fox Soccer would be kept with the rest of the Sports programming. Nope, it's all over the place. Take Fox Soccer for example, it was at 158, with the rest of the sports, now it's sandwiched between movie channels up around 406, and it's HD Channel is somewhere in the 9000 range. It's moved three times since we've gotten DISH, and once right before a major game that I had set to record. When the channels move, the receiver isn't smart enough to move your recordings to the new channel, so you lose it. It seems like more of a minor annoyance, but not a week goes by when somewhere in the guide you see, 'This channel is moving!' And none of it makes sense.
Stupid Layout
This ties into the above, but the guide layout makes no sense. You have all of your normal Standard Definition channels (local ones 2 to 99), and right next to them, is their HD counterpart. Yet, up around 7000, there they are again, and also around 5000. What? Want a range like 200 to 210 where all your news channels should be? Sorry, you have to flip through NASA, CSPAN, and the weather channel before you get to the last one up around 215, plus all of your business channels. Want the educational channels all together, where they would make sense? Nope, look around the 190's, 121, 180, etc. It's stupid, and they move them often.
Hardware
Remember that 260+ channels? You have to have the right hardware for that. Some of those 250 won't come through on just one satellite, you need to point it at 2. If you don't have the right dish, you won't get what you are paying for. If you bought a house that already had a dish on the roof and want to activate it, you might need a new dish that can hit multiple satellites, that's an extra charge. Have more than 2 rooms? That's an extra receiver, and an extra charge. Want HD channels? That requires a special receiver, special charge for that receiver even though the HD is free, the hardware isn't. There's service call with special charge, and you get locked into a multi-year contract.
Oh, and if you don't chose to auto-pay with a debit from an account, you have a $10 per month fee added. Oh, and if you're lucky, your roof won't be completely messed up by the incompetent installers who drill holes, fail to seal it properly, and then leave it so water comes in and destroys your house. We already had to replace part of our roof thanks to rain damage from the dish install, and would have gotten rid of it, if not locked into a multi-year contract.
Awful Support
Want answers? Good luck. DISH will give you free preview channels, but won't tell you where they are. If you call and ask if this new channel that you've mysteriously stumbled upon is an addition to your lineup or a preview, the customer support people can't tell you for sure. That's if you even get to them. Most of the time, my call gets dropped after being transferred around. Having a problem with your signal? Never mind the clear skies, it's an interference problem and they can't help you. Or it's a local problem not on their end, and you would need to call the station to have them fix it. Plus, if there is a mistake in your billing, it's never their fault.
I had AT&T U-verse in Los Angeles, and loved it. I had Time Warner Cable in Ohio, and while they were awful to deal with, they aren't as frustrating as DISH is. I'd highly recommend either of these two over DISH.