
Drew of Wichita, KS on Oct. 27, 2011
Satisfaction Rating: 1/5
I think these units are a good idea. I really, truly do believe that it's so embarrassing, degrading, repetitive, and awful an experience that it will help prevent halfway intelligent people from committing another DUI crime. That being said, I believe that this company is an extremely corrupt and problematic entity. I received a DUI 2-1/2 years ago. My punishment was 1 year suspension, one with the device. I completed the year of suspension without incident, and promptly received a letter from the Department of Revenue informing me that I must install one of these devices in my car for a year. Included was a list of venues for installation located in my state. At the time I think the only one in my city, Wichita, was Guardian Interlock; they had two locations. I called and set up the appointment, did the installation, read the tutorial paperwork they gave me and went on my happy way.
For the first 6 months of having this thing on my car, from approximately November 2010 April 2011, the only issue I had was that the cold weather lengthened the warm-up time, which I could deal with, and did every day, the unit sometimes takes more than 10 minutes to let me start the car.
As soon as the summer hit, and nationwide, I believe it was a brutal one, especially so in Kansas, I began having many, many problems with this device. It became a normal occurrence for it to fail me twice every time I tried it, passing me on the third time. These failures showed up merely as sensitivity failures at first, and I suffered no consequences. When I suggested that it may be due to the hot weather, they denied that heat causes their units to malfunction. They merely turned their computer screen towards me, pointed to a jumble of figures which meant absolutely nothing to me, and told me the machine is, essentially, infallible.
As a prerequisite to this next statement, and although I know it doesn't mean much, given the circumstances, I have not drank alcohol since my DUI 2-1/2 years ago. That being said, one morning when I tried to go to work, the device continually failed me, to the point that I had to have my girlfriend drive me to work. When I went in to have the device re-booted for my upcoming month, the guy from the store, whose name escapes me now, whistled and told me I had a big failure, .24. I assured him it was impossible, the level I had when I received my DUI was almost, but not quite, as high and I was literally incapacitated (I had blacked out and crashed the car into a ditch, to give you an idea of how drunk .24 makes me). "How, at 8 am, on my way to work, could I possibly have been that drunk?" I asked. He told me it has way too high sensitivity, and the machine doesn't lie. I asked him what the consequences are, and he said, "Legally, you should have your license suspended for another year. But I can just mark it down as two late appointments, you can pay me an extra $100, and we'll act like it never happened."
What choice did I have but to pay? The receipt was itemized and the extra $100 on a separate line. I saw him put it under the cash register drawer, the $80 monthly fee went inside.
On another occasion I overhead him discussing first with a woman and then his partner, Tristan, how he was going to "corrupt her file" because "she's a friend of mine, and she has some violations." This woman was a probationer on the interlock program and he was wiping her file clean. I asked, "Family troubles? " when he hung up with the girl, before calling his partner, and he replied, "No, just some girl I mess around with. I try to keep her on her toes, but she keeps failing." I remember, several months earlier, this same man telling me about how he and his wife of several years go to Mexico every summer for Sammy Hagar's birthday party, and he's committing crimes for his younger girlfriend on the side. I was actually kind of stunned. He realized that I was listening to him, became somewhat verbally hostile, yelled at me for signing my name instead of printing it, as he'd said (which I did out of nervousness), and then he confirmed, "One month? (because you can pay for two at once). I said yes and he looked me in the eye, took my paperwork. After looking it over to confirm it was correct, he slid it across the counter towards me. There was two months worth of credit on my account, for which I only paid the $80 monthly fee because I had overheard him committing a crime, for God's sake.
These people are **. The guy that founded the company, Kip Fuller, is an egomaniac and a leech of the first degree. Look up his YouTube account: he's posted every video interview he's ever done, posted them himself. He's like an even more-evil Shamwow guy, marketing all these goofy products like robots for your home and even a "stealth bra" for your car that deflects cop radar. I met a "corporate representative" from Ohio when I got the unit taken off, today in fact. He told me that originally in the 80s, they lobbied for this stuff in congress. These people have made their product a government-mandated obligation for which we have no choice but to pay, and they employ operators who are morally dubious, at best. It makes me sick. He then went on to extol the life-changing capabilities of the Guardian interlock system, and how it really helps make a difference in America's society. I felt like strangling him to death.
That same day, they said the de-installation fee was $100. I asked him if he had a copy of the contract, and he answered no very defensively, and said I should have kept mine. I did, and went out to the car to get it. It said "De-installation fee: $50" (or thereabouts). He replied, "Oh, yeah, that's the old one. I'll go ahead and honor that." Anything about honor sounds like an ironic joke coming from this guy's mouth.
We need to be careful about these people, and these companies, because they're already running our lives, and they don't have anything but your money on their minds.